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Post by John » Mon Nov 04, 2019 5:49 pm

A man wakes up in hospital
He can’t remember what’s happened or how he got here
The doctor arrives and explains he’s been in a terrible car accident “ you’re lucky to be alive “ the doctor says
“Unfortunately there was a bit of you we couldn’t save” he says , nodding to the guys midriff
The guy looks under the sheet to discover he’s got a few bruises but mostly intact ( apart from he’s penis being missing ) he’s devastated!!
The doctor says “ don’t worry, you actually had a result, we are the only hospital in the country to do penis transplants “
“You’re very lucky as we have 3 in the freezer right now all ready to go “
“So depending on what you want , and you’re budget,
We should be able to sort you out in no time “
The guy asks
“ so what are the options”?
Doc reply’s
“ we have the standard English version, at 2 thousand pounds , or mid range , we have the Scottish version , one owner, but been under a kilt all it’s life , that’s 3 grand ,
Or our most popular version, the African beast , that’s
Priced at 5 thousand pounds “
“ what do you fancy “? Asks the doctor
“ well, the guy says, I know what I’d choose, but I can’t really make any financial decisions without consulting my wife first “
“That’s ok “ the doc says
“She’s in the waiting room “
I’ll go and ask her what her thoughts are “
After a few minutes, while the guys sitting there in anticipation, the doctor returns
“ so what we having doc “ ?
The guy asks.........
Doc reply’s....... A NEW KITCHEN!!!

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